Ten things to do in Tescos.

1.  Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when     

     they aren't looking.

2.  Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3.  Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4.  When a minion asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why

     can't you people just leave me alone?"

5.  While queueing at the drugs counter ask tearfully if anyone knows

     where the poisons are.

6.  Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme    

     from "Mission Impossible."

7.  In the hardware department, practice your Madonna look using

     different size funnels

8.  Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK

     ME! PICK ME!"

9.  When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the

     foetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."      

10. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper

      in here!"

Personally I hate bloody Tescos so the more trouble everyone can be to them the better and the happier I shall be.