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    April 12

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    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

     

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    Sariel Saraqelwrote:
    HI Vicky ......LMAO!!!
    Apr. 13
    paulwrote:
    The other side of the story: Man: can I buy you a drink? woman: I wouldn't have a drink from you ifyou were the last man on earth. Man: you must have misheard me , I said your bum looks really big in that dress.
    Hiya Vicky hope you are keeping well. keep the funnies coming. I enjoy reading them.
    Apr. 12

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